Thursday, August 30, 2007
Liar Liar, Pantsuit on Fire
From Fox News, Hillary Clinton Expresses Surprise at Big Money Donor’s Wanted Status
Campaign finance 101 (Clinton Style), find a large donor making an illegal contribution and hook him up with a “bundler.” The “bundler” uses a database of contributors who have never donated to a political campaign or don’t have the resources to make the level of contribution that is recorded and buy individual money orders (cash) in their name for the maximum amount any one contributor can contribute. Pretend that it is legitimate unless challenged by authorities. If you are caught feign outrage and shock and pledge to donate the illegal finds to charity. Oh Oh wait! If you can get other members of your family to pretend to be shocked, (cough, cough, husband) it will add even more credibility to the fact that you were truly shocked.
If the “bundller” happens to be a felon fugitive just pretend to be even more shocked.
